Basala *DEPRECIATED*

"Pfff, sure I could!" She jumps onto a chair and flails the dagger about. "Hyah!"

Stu jumps up from the floor, almost falling back down in the process and stumbles hurriedly over to Styx.

He pulls over a chair and stands on it, so as to get very close to his head.

"Every. Last. One." He says drunkenly, trying to keep a straight face. He fails, however, and soon begins laughing once again, almost falling from the stool.

"I have never seen anyone as drunk as you before in my life." Styx laughs.

Kaer watches the events with a shocked expression. She waits until he finishes his monolouge before bursting into wild laughter.

"Nice show, prettyboy! I can perform too!" she says, punctuating her words with giggles. She jumps from her chair to the counter, picks up her lute, and begins to sing poorly while she clumsily plucks the strings. The song seems to be about an old man and a tortoise of some sort.

OOG: Nightfall is no longer in the store even though you saw him walk into the dark part of the store. Styx is in the store.

"I don't fight friends." Styx says.

Stu covers his ears and cackles louder. "I can still hear you! What a great trick! Are you a... are you a wizard?" He guffaws

TacticalBacon wrote:Stu covers his ears and cackles louder. "I can still hear you! What a great trick! Are you a... are you a wizard?" He guffaws

Facing Stu, Stu hears in his head. "No... I'm a demon."

(OOG: No one else hears anything Lor'adal states in this form except the people he directs his thoughts at.)

"There is too much going on in this store." Styx continues to laugh.

Stus laughter grows until a roar.

"DEMON WIZARD! EVERYONE RUN!" He shouts as he falls from his perch upon the stool. He rolls on the floor clenching his stomach.

TacticalBacon wrote:Stu covers his ears and cackles louder. "I can still hear you! What a great trick! Are you a... are you a wizard?" He guffaws

OOG:

"I'm waiting for someone to fall in the giant hole in the center of the room." Styx watches the drunken people.

Stu spits and slurs. "Why so glum, chum? Are wizards not allowed to laugh?" He wears a stupid grin.

"The wha?" Kaer stumbles and looks the floor over.

Stu points and laughs. "The wizard must have cast a spell on himself! The curse must be.. broken... WITH A KISS!" He shouts, making a kissing face.

"That big gaping hole." Styx points to the hole in the center of the store that was created by the crazy druid, and now has two 2x4's on top of it.

"Oho! Didn't see you there, hole!" Kaer smiles broadly at it. She sets her mug down and straightens her clothes slightly. "So he did leave, eh? Good riddance, I care not for the crazy ones," she says in a noticeably quieter, but still slurred, tone.

She pauses, giggles, and sneaks one last sip from her mug.

Stu jumps up and staggers over to Kaer. "I'll just take that off your hands then." He grabs the mug from her and smirks.

"I think I should take those mugs." Styx casts Mage Hand and picks up the mugs from across the room and places them out of reach.

"You two have had too much to drink."

"Mmmmm." Kaer stretches and smiles stupidly. "Much drink and dance does a tried gnome make. I'll be..." She stumbles in the process of climbing down from the counter and giggles. "...turning in, then."

She takes hold of Stu's beard and drags him to the stairs. "You could use some rest, too. Go on." She gives him a gentle push to start him going and turns to Styx. "Be rid of that stench soon, I hope."

OOG: For clarification, they're not in a relationship. The bar thing was just casual, and they are going to separate beds. (And I had permission to drag his character along, fear not.)

"I don't smell." Styx says under his breath.

Urijoshi just shakes her head at the scenes that displayed before her. "So Styx, want to enlighten me on your adventures yet?" She sniffs with her sensitive nose, "You're starting to smell like a whole bunch of dead animals."

Sarabi shakes his head at the Stu and Syrita, "Two drunks going to get rest. Nothing can go wrong of course." He motions to everyone else, pushing those who dont respond out "Alright closing time, outta the cafe. Shoo! Shoo!"