Stu lets out a large sigh. "Listen, you see that staff"
Stu points at his Rod of Instant Death, still upright in the sand. "Anything I touch with that get a one way ticket straight to hell.
And hell, you know what?" Stu picks up a rock and etches a strange rune on it. He throws it toward where the giggles are coming from.
"If any of those bastards want to try anything, I'll blow them all to hell, no staff required."
Stu, now realizing that the madness in his eyes may frighten people quickly cuts off his rant.
"..that is, if there was anything out there to worry about. Which there isn't"