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The Plan
Sarabi and Deast begin to plot burglarizing a couple of wealth homes for some sweet loot. Before they head off Dahlia begs them to allow her to go along with them. They relunctly take her and before they could sett off again, Elros asks Dahlia to bring him silk rope. His purpose? To tie the rope along his body with his arquebus attached. Deast wants to buy a cloak to hide his identity, and the three set off to the general store. There, Deast is conned into taking a cloak with only the hood, no cloak-portion, and a magical bracer. Dahlia also purchases the rope. Angry, Deast walks out of the store and finds a hobo/bum/beggar sleeping near the arena. Seeing that this man has on a cloak, Deast walks up to him and begins to examine the hobo/bum/begger’s body, for signs of disease. He shot not once, but twice by the hobo/bum/beggar hidden two arquebus and is spat upon. (Isn’t Basala becoming more and more like Detroit?) Dahlia and Sarabi watch the scuffle between the two men and do nothing to help Deast. Deast in retaliation ghetto stomps the guy and summons his air elemental to finish the hobo/bum/beggar off. From the mangled mess that was the hobo/bum/beggar, Deast grabs the cloak, writes his gang sign on the wall, and the thieving trio is off. Elros follows them sneakily.
Stu’s Language Barrier
Stu wants to read his instruction manual without the help of Mots, so he begs her to teach him. She ponders on whether to teach Stu gibberish, but agrees on the condition that he gives her a magical item from his store. They begin teaching. Styx, bored with nothing to do at the store begins to get ready for his own fun time. Seaven, with his wise self, begins to read and study about the magical arts.
Urijoshi Encounters Gender Discrimination
Urijoshi, curious to participate in an arena match, asks to sign up for a match to the arena captain. He immediately says no, and offers her a chance to participate at a more *cough* sexier competition to satisfy another need for the male audiences. She leaves immediately before things get out of hand and reminds herself to tell Casper about such competition. Sadden by the glass barrier she has encountered, Urijoshi heads back to the store. Seaven, seeing his friend disheartened, offers her a chance to draw from the Deck of Many Things. Thinking, “Why not?” Urijoshi complies and takes two cards. Her alignment changes to True Good and she is allowed one wish.
Styx Participates in Mass Homicide
Styx leaves the store and picks up a rock. He walks towards a busy part of town, and rips the soul of a little girl and places it in the rock. (Murder count: 1) The girl’s parents, mildly angered by their only excuse to keep their marriage going, turn to attack Styx. He electrocutes their bodies with Lightning Bolt. (Murder count: 3) When the town people see this, they begin to form a mob to kill Styx. Styx runs back a bit then cast Fire Ball. (Murder count: 18) The survivors see this, and fearing for their lives, back off of Styx, seeing that he is too strong for their level 0 selves. He renames the girl Sally, then he promptly returns to The Store.
This Isn’t Illegal in this Period
While following the thieving trio, Elros decides to pick up a “special” plant for Mots. Knowing that she is funny inebriated, Elros goes to a herbologist and picks up “Mary-Jane” and brings it back to Mots. She and Urijoshi do not smoke it, but call it the Tree of Life. Stu, taking advantage of the momentary pause in his education, goes to the bathroom to wipe the poo off his butt. Once he finishes wiping, he collapses onto the toilet. Stu had left the rash alone for too long that it did damage to him. Mots checks up on her student and sees him face first in the toilet, a little poo still on him, and mild erection (which we will call a cell phone). She walks out.
The Plan: Backfired
The trio of thieves scan a moderately wealthy home a make it their first mark. Once inside though they notice that they can’t open any doors. Pondering why, the owner phases through the wall wearing a black amulet. He tells them to get out and Deast throws both his sandals at him. The owner is so shocked at what happened that he just lets everyone go and phases through the wall again. Since their first attempt failed, the trio decides to go for double, and raid another house.
When you Wish Upon a Star
Now that she has the power to make wishes, Urijoshi wishes that she had 10 more wishes. The Death God seeing that system is being taken advantage of, says that in order for that to come true, Urijoshi must draw 2 more cards. She does and obtains an Itty-Bitty-Magical House and 50,000exp (Whatever that is). Seaven asks for diamond golem, and so, Urijoshi wishes for a diamond golem for Seaven. What appears is an even itty-bitty-dead diamond golem in the palm of her hands. She hands this off to Seaven who says, “Thank you.” Styx and Sally return to the store. He asks where Stu is and Mots points to the bathroom. Styx goes inside and sees Stu and pulls him off the toilet. This valiant effort got Stu off the toilet, and splinters in his “cell phone.” Urijoshi then wishes that everyone in TRP received a magical weapon. Nothing happens for a bit, then one weapon in everyone’s inventory begins to glow orange. Elros, who was a the general store, hands back his arquebuss to the owner who exchanges it for a new one. The trio notice their weapons are orange but just go along with it.
The Plan 2: Trouble Again
At the mansion, the trio decides to find a better way to get inside. Sarabi and Dahlia go invisible. Deast and Sarabi notice some bars, and begin to pull on them. Deast is immediately sucked down into a jail cell, but nothing happens to Sarabi. Dahlia comes back to Sarabi after flying around the house. They, not knowing what to do, go back to the store to ask for help.
Urijoshi Sends Everyone to Hell
With her next wish, Urijoshi asks for that everyone in TRP gain telepathy. Everyone, but her, is sent to hell for nine years where they hear each other thoughts while they are being tortured. Stu learns elven from Mots this way. Urijoshi wishes to undo the last wish and wishes that Stu could draw five more cards from the Deck. The Death God pulls out his special deck, and Stu begins to draw. Stu gains 10,000 exp but loses all his worldly possessions. The Death God takes Stu outside and rape teleports Stu’s store out of town. In an act of amazing friendship, Urijoshi uses her last wish to have Stu receive all his possessions and property. However, she did not specify where the store should be placed, and Stu’s magic store is sent somewhere on the planet. He gets his stuff back though! Stu vows to get back his shop even if he has to steal one.
Operation: Rescue Deast
Once Dahlia and Sarabi return to the store, they begin to tell of what happened to them and Deast. Elros shakes his head and tells them that the amulets are there for the owners of the house to phase through walls without ever buying doors; The Ultimate Security System. Needing to recue Deast, Mots hands Sarabi her phasing amulet. He and Dahlia go back to the mansion and phase through the ground to the jail. They spy two men torturing Deast, whose finger and arm has been turned into leather. Sarabi and Dahlia knock both the guards out and steal the phasing amulets around their necks. They hand one to Deast and all of them go home.
Operation Success!!
The Plan
Sarabi and Deast begin to plot burglarizing a couple of wealth homes for some sweet loot. Before they head off Dahlia begs them to allow her to go along with them. They relunctly take her and before they could sett off again, Elros asks Dahlia to bring him silk rope. His purpose? To tie the rope along his body with his arquebus attached. Deast wants to buy a cloak to hide his identity, and the three set off to the general store. There, Deast is conned into taking a cloak with only the hood, no cloak-portion, and a magical bracer. Dahlia also purchases the rope. Angry, Deast walks out of the store and finds a hobo/bum/beggar sleeping near the arena. Seeing that this man has on a cloak, Deast walks up to him and begins to examine the hobo/bum/begger’s body, for signs of disease. He shot not once, but twice by the hobo/bum/beggar hidden two arquebus and is spat upon. (Isn’t Basala becoming more and more like Detroit?) Dahlia and Sarabi watch the scuffle between the two men and do nothing to help Deast. Deast in retaliation ghetto stomps the guy and summons his air elemental to finish the hobo/bum/beggar off. From the mangled mess that was the hobo/bum/beggar, Deast grabs the cloak, writes his gang sign on the wall, and the thieving trio is off. Elros follows them sneakily.
Stu’s Language Barrier
Stu wants to read his instruction manual without the help of Mots, so he begs her to teach him. She ponders on whether to teach Stu gibberish, but agrees on the condition that he gives her a magical item from his store. They begin teaching. Styx, bored with nothing to do at the store begins to get ready for his own fun time. Seaven, with his wise self, begins to read and study about the magical arts.
Urijoshi Encounters Gender Discrimination
Urijoshi, curious to participate in an arena match, asks to sign up for a match to the arena captain. He immediately says no, and offers her a chance to participate at a more *cough* sexier competition to satisfy another need for the male audiences. She leaves immediately before things get out of hand and reminds herself to tell Casper about such competition. Sadden by the glass barrier she has encountered, Urijoshi heads back to the store. Seaven, seeing his friend disheartened, offers her a chance to draw from the Deck of Many Things. Thinking, “Why not?” Urijoshi complies and takes two cards. Her alignment changes to True Good and she is allowed one wish.
Styx Participates in Mass Homicide
Styx leaves the store and picks up a rock. He walks towards a busy part of town, and rips the soul of a little girl and places it in the rock. (Murder count: 1) The girl’s parents, mildly angered by their only excuse to keep their marriage going, turn to attack Styx. He electrocutes their bodies with Lightning Bolt. (Murder count: 3) When the town people see this, they begin to form a mob to kill Styx. Styx runs back a bit then cast Fire Ball. (Murder count: 18) The survivors see this, and fearing for their lives, back off of Styx, seeing that he is too strong for their level 0 selves. He renames the girl Sally, then he promptly returns to The Store.
This Isn’t Illegal in this Period
While following the thieving trio, Elros decides to pick up a “special” plant for Mots. Knowing that she is funny inebriated, Elros goes to a herbologist and picks up “Mary-Jane” and brings it back to Mots. She and Urijoshi do not smoke it, but call it the Tree of Life. Stu, taking advantage of the momentary pause in his education, goes to the bathroom to wipe the poo off his butt. Once he finishes wiping, he collapses onto the toilet. Stu had left the rash alone for too long that it did damage to him. Mots checks up on her student and sees him face first in the toilet, a little poo still on him, and mild erection (which we will call a cell phone). She walks out.
The Plan: Backfired
The trio of thieves scan a moderately wealthy home a make it their first mark. Once inside though they notice that they can’t open any doors. Pondering why, the owner phases through the wall wearing a black amulet. He tells them to get out and Deast throws both his sandals at him. The owner is so shocked at what happened that he just lets everyone go and phases through the wall again. Since their first attempt failed, the trio decides to go for double, and raid another house.
When you Wish Upon a Star
Now that she has the power to make wishes, Urijoshi wishes that she had 10 more wishes. The Death God seeing that system is being taken advantage of, says that in order for that to come true, Urijoshi must draw 2 more cards. She does and obtains an Itty-Bitty-Magical House and 50,000exp (Whatever that is). Seaven asks for diamond golem, and so, Urijoshi wishes for a diamond golem for Seaven. What appears is an even itty-bitty-dead diamond golem in the palm of her hands. She hands this off to Seaven who says, “Thank you.” Styx and Sally return to the store. He asks where Stu is and Mots points to the bathroom. Styx goes inside and sees Stu and pulls him off the toilet. This valiant effort got Stu off the toilet, and splinters in his “cell phone.” Urijoshi then wishes that everyone in TRP received a magical weapon. Nothing happens for a bit, then one weapon in everyone’s inventory begins to glow orange. Elros, who was a the general store, hands back his arquebuss to the owner who exchanges it for a new one. The trio notice their weapons are orange but just go along with it.
The Plan 2: Trouble Again
At the mansion, the trio decides to find a better way to get inside. Sarabi and Dahlia go invisible. Deast and Sarabi notice some bars, and begin to pull on them. Deast is immediately sucked down into a jail cell, but nothing happens to Sarabi. Dahlia comes back to Sarabi after flying around the house. They, not knowing what to do, go back to the store to ask for help.
Urijoshi Sends Everyone to Hell
With her next wish, Urijoshi asks for that everyone in TRP gain telepathy. Everyone, but her, is sent to hell for nine years where they hear each other thoughts while they are being tortured. Stu learns elven from Mots this way. Urijoshi wishes to undo the last wish and wishes that Stu could draw five more cards from the Deck. The Death God pulls out his special deck, and Stu begins to draw. Stu gains 10,000 exp but loses all his worldly possessions. The Death God takes Stu outside and rape teleports Stu’s store out of town. In an act of amazing friendship, Urijoshi uses her last wish to have Stu receive all his possessions and property. However, she did not specify where the store should be placed, and Stu’s magic store is sent somewhere on the planet. He gets his stuff back though! Stu vows to get back his shop even if he has to steal one.
Operation: Rescue Deast
Once Dahlia and Sarabi return to the store, they begin to tell of what happened to them and Deast. Elros shakes his head and tells them that the amulets are there for the owners of the house to phase through walls without ever buying doors; The Ultimate Security System. Needing to recue Deast, Mots hands Sarabi her phasing amulet. He and Dahlia go back to the mansion and phase through the ground to the jail. They spy two men torturing Deast, whose finger and arm has been turned into leather. Sarabi and Dahlia knock both the guards out and steal the phasing amulets around their necks. They hand one to Deast and all of them go home.
Operation Success!!
