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The Takeover
The day began with everyone going about their business, various people going throughout town to buy and sell the things they felt they needed. As everyone returned to the shop and settled down, Elros told them about his grim plans; he planned to kill the Mayor of Basala so that he could take control. He informed them all that he had joined the town guard months ago and was now in a position that gave him total access to the mayor. Everyone decided that they should split up into groups each with an assigned task, Stu, Syrita, Dahlia, and Casper were on team "Small and Sexy", the team that would distract and rally the towns folk. Elros, Styx, Mots, and Seaven went to go after the Mayor, Sarabi and Daest went off to cause riots and chaos to cover up the murder of the mayor. Both of them ran setting fire to houses and shops, including the magic shop, to distract the guards. Meanwhile, Elros brought the suit of armor to the mayor and told him to put it on, as it would protect him from harm. Once the mayor put the suit on, he was in their control. He took the helmet off and Elros tried to get him to tell where he kept his money. After failing to persuade him into giving up the gold, Mots forces the mayor to drink a potion. The poution made him very old and insane. Elros realizes he is going to get no information from the mayor shoots the mayor, killing him. Meanwhile, team sexy was dancing their asses off in the bar. Guards began to rush towards the fires to put them out when Gunther challenged the head of the guards to a duel, he won. Syrita, now out of the tavern, told Gunther not to kill the guards, as they would need them when they took over the city. Gunther agreed. The guards attempted to interrogate the members of the team that went after the mayor, but it turned up no answers. Meanwhile, Stu was leaving the tavern when the wife of the magic shop owner came up to him and handed him a key, the key to the magic shop, a note attached told him that he now owned the shop. Stu then shit it pants and began to run towards the shop. He saw it was on fire, so he told Dahlia to use her Box of Endless Storage to get sea water to put out the fire; Dahlia succeeds at doing so. All the while, Syrita charmed a guard with her sexy good looks, the guard handed her a piece of paper that said whoever held it would be the new mayor of Basala, she decided to show it to Elros... after he sobered up; most of the party was now back at the store drinking, after all. Sarabi is not back at the cafe he lock all o the doors so no one else can get in Daset and Dahlia are both trying to get in from different doors and Elros uses his key to get in from the back door he also lets Mots in. Sarabi choses to let Daest and Dahlia in.
Coitus
Stu, after checking out his new magic shop shop, returned to the store where he found that everyone had drank his stash of mead and beer. He noticed Sarabi rubbing his finger upon Dahlia's forehead. As soon as this gesture was other, Dahlia removed all her clothing and began to run around outside pretending to be various things that she is not. A new person who we had never seen before hits her with the blunt part of a battle axe knocking her to the ground. She then licks the dirt and says "I'm a worm". Mots had begun her first drinking adventure and was not taking it very well, she began to vomit all over the place. She went up stairs and attempted to paint a picture, but ended up vomiting all over her canvas as well. In the mean time, Dahlia came running back into the shop and began causing a ruckus. Sarabi, upset with Dahlia for her insolence, locked her in the back room. Elros, who had placed Dahlia's clothing near the keg in order to make it appear as if she drank all the beer... or perhaps turned into a keg, now realized with his drunken mind that he would be found out now. So in a flash of brilliance he threw the keg into the room with Dahlia. Stu, still enraged by his ale being consumed by everyone but him, decided to take his frustration out on someone who would never remember what had happened; Dahlia. Elros, in another flash of drunken brilliance, unlocked the door for Stu, who entered and saw Sarabi attempting to restrain Dahlia, who was still insane. Stu hypnotized Sarabi and told him to sit in the corner and watch his ghastly deeds. Stu shut the door and dropped trow, revealing his larger than average Love Rod, as well as his shit covered, rash infested hind quarters. He then placed his rod within Dahlias orifice of Fecal Expulsion and initiated Coitus. Violently. Sarabi's hypnotism was broken by this horrific sight, but upon seeing Stu's festering rear end, violently passes out on the floor. Dahlia, however, loving every second of her Coitus, turns around in order to make it more convenient for Stu to get the job done. Stu interrupts his mission just as Dahlias insanity wears off, and she is horrified to what she sees. She gathers her clothes and rushes out of the room. Sarabi soon wakes up as well he then clubs Stu over the head knocking him out.
The day began with everyone going about their business, various people going throughout town to buy and sell the things they felt they needed. As everyone returned to the shop and settled down, Elros told them about his grim plans; he planned to kill the Mayor of Basala so that he could take control. He informed them all that he had joined the town guard months ago and was now in a position that gave him total access to the mayor. Everyone decided that they should split up into groups each with an assigned task, Stu, Syrita, Dahlia, and Casper were on team "Small and Sexy", the team that would distract and rally the towns folk. Elros, Styx, Mots, and Seaven went to go after the Mayor, Sarabi and Daest went off to cause riots and chaos to cover up the murder of the mayor. Both of them ran setting fire to houses and shops, including the magic shop, to distract the guards. Meanwhile, Elros brought the suit of armor to the mayor and told him to put it on, as it would protect him from harm. Once the mayor put the suit on, he was in their control. He took the helmet off and Elros tried to get him to tell where he kept his money. After failing to persuade him into giving up the gold, Mots forces the mayor to drink a potion. The poution made him very old and insane. Elros realizes he is going to get no information from the mayor shoots the mayor, killing him. Meanwhile, team sexy was dancing their asses off in the bar. Guards began to rush towards the fires to put them out when Gunther challenged the head of the guards to a duel, he won. Syrita, now out of the tavern, told Gunther not to kill the guards, as they would need them when they took over the city. Gunther agreed. The guards attempted to interrogate the members of the team that went after the mayor, but it turned up no answers. Meanwhile, Stu was leaving the tavern when the wife of the magic shop owner came up to him and handed him a key, the key to the magic shop, a note attached told him that he now owned the shop. Stu then shit it pants and began to run towards the shop. He saw it was on fire, so he told Dahlia to use her Box of Endless Storage to get sea water to put out the fire; Dahlia succeeds at doing so. All the while, Syrita charmed a guard with her sexy good looks, the guard handed her a piece of paper that said whoever held it would be the new mayor of Basala, she decided to show it to Elros... after he sobered up; most of the party was now back at the store drinking, after all. Sarabi is not back at the cafe he lock all o the doors so no one else can get in Daset and Dahlia are both trying to get in from different doors and Elros uses his key to get in from the back door he also lets Mots in. Sarabi choses to let Daest and Dahlia in.
Coitus
Stu, after checking out his new magic shop shop, returned to the store where he found that everyone had drank his stash of mead and beer. He noticed Sarabi rubbing his finger upon Dahlia's forehead. As soon as this gesture was other, Dahlia removed all her clothing and began to run around outside pretending to be various things that she is not. A new person who we had never seen before hits her with the blunt part of a battle axe knocking her to the ground. She then licks the dirt and says "I'm a worm". Mots had begun her first drinking adventure and was not taking it very well, she began to vomit all over the place. She went up stairs and attempted to paint a picture, but ended up vomiting all over her canvas as well. In the mean time, Dahlia came running back into the shop and began causing a ruckus. Sarabi, upset with Dahlia for her insolence, locked her in the back room. Elros, who had placed Dahlia's clothing near the keg in order to make it appear as if she drank all the beer... or perhaps turned into a keg, now realized with his drunken mind that he would be found out now. So in a flash of brilliance he threw the keg into the room with Dahlia. Stu, still enraged by his ale being consumed by everyone but him, decided to take his frustration out on someone who would never remember what had happened; Dahlia. Elros, in another flash of drunken brilliance, unlocked the door for Stu, who entered and saw Sarabi attempting to restrain Dahlia, who was still insane. Stu hypnotized Sarabi and told him to sit in the corner and watch his ghastly deeds. Stu shut the door and dropped trow, revealing his larger than average Love Rod, as well as his shit covered, rash infested hind quarters. He then placed his rod within Dahlias orifice of Fecal Expulsion and initiated Coitus. Violently. Sarabi's hypnotism was broken by this horrific sight, but upon seeing Stu's festering rear end, violently passes out on the floor. Dahlia, however, loving every second of her Coitus, turns around in order to make it more convenient for Stu to get the job done. Stu interrupts his mission just as Dahlias insanity wears off, and she is horrified to what she sees. She gathers her clothes and rushes out of the room. Sarabi soon wakes up as well he then clubs Stu over the head knocking him out.
